Ah, well, I attended Juliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard Buisiness School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the black plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it, not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy, so whadda you think? You think I'm qualified?
     - Betelguese Beetlejuice

I'm so bloody rich, and I only know three chords
     - Pedro Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' em together.
     - Castle Guard Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Stop that, it's silly.
     - The General Monty Python's Flying Circus

Someday I gotta get out of here.. gotta put on a shirt, put on a tie, get a job, buy a car, get some insurance.. 'cause I'll probably have a heart attack by the time I'm forty.. I guess I'll find the perfect wife and I'll have 2.3 perfect kids.. and if I work real hard, and if I die real fast, they'll all turn out just like me
     - Alice Cooper Sanctuary

I've done it all, and I've been everywhere. I've been beaten, I've been stabbed, I've been hung, I've been buried alive, and I can deal with that.. but it's the little things.
     - Alice Cooper It's the Little Things

I need a ride to the morgue;
That's what 911 is for
     - Megadeth Skin O' My Teeth

Tell me I'm a sinner I've got news for you;
I spoke to God this morning and He don't like you
     - Ozzy Osbourne I Don't Wanna Change the World

Good morning! ...What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
     - Gandalf

If I started murdering people there'd be none of you left.
     - Charles Manson